In a matter of days, the month of April will be a distant memory. More people will be in town next month, which is good because it means more money for our band to play in the local bars and clubs. We’re getting ready for…

I eat so many bananas every week that I sometimes start to resemble a monkey. I estimate that I consume around ten bananas per week, which is very close to the amount a healthy monkey consumes. I keep one by my bed and eat it…